Caption Competition # 3 Winner

Thanks to all who entered. Especially those who gave their name unconditionally...

It was difficult to select a winner. Special mentions must go to these captions;

"May the farce be with you" (*** aka Maja )

"Behind the mask, Fr Gary Smith was still cursing the incompetence of his drycleaner" (Ramreader)

"ATSIC reveal their new, user-friendly CENSUS results" (Josh vk)

but the winner of the kudos is Luke for his caption

"Episode VII: The Papal Menace"

Ugg-boot ram-raider

A 32 year old man from Birmingham, England has been jailed for ram-raiding his car into a supermarket wearing nothing but ugg-boots and a sheet. Ram-raiding in ugg-boots!! And naked to boot! Clearly the man is not sheepish, when it comes to naked burglary at least!

The judge sentenced him to four years behind baaas...

Euphemisms - "You say Potato...I say awesome Root (vegetable)"

In Patrick Marber's play and film Closer there is a clever bit of banter in which journalist Dan explains the euphemisms his newspaper uses in obituaries for public figures:

Dan: At six PM, we stand round the computer and read the next day’s page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves…
Alice: Such as?
Dan: “He was a convivial fellow” - meaning he was an alcoholic. “He valued his privacy” - gay. “He enjoyed his privacy” - raging queen."

Hilarious. Then there are the euphemisms for body parts and functions and sexually activities that amuse the giggling adolescent in us all.

Got any good euphemisms to share? Use the comments box.

Caption Competition # 3

OK. So you know the drill by now... The winner of the BEST CAPTION gets a beverage of their selection gratis. Would be great if you could get your friends to enter too. This week's image of Darth Vader and some other costumed folk is inspired by World Youth Day. Have fun!
Enter via the comments link.

Caption Competition # 2 Winner

There may not be feasting but there shall be drinking in the village tonight for Lauren has won this week's Caption Competition. Her winning caption appears below. Once again thanks to everyone who contributed and provided much merriment. Look out for the next Caption Competition!

Still high from the thrill of the hunt, Headbanger, Toecutter and Slash return
victorious with their kill. There will be feasting in the village
tonight.