Organisers for the Catholic World Youth Day distributed a calendar featuring
sexy priests to media outlets,
news.com.au reported today.
Has the Church embraced sex as a means of redressing a decline in church attendance numbers? Presumably the church considers it has recovered from the many years of less-than-positive media featuring the words 'priest' and 'sex' in the same headline.
The calendar is not produced by the Vatican but the priests in question have 'sat' for their portraits which suggests the highly organised and bureaucratic church has given tacit approval to the involvement by the 'sexy' priests. The distribution of the calendar by World Youth Day
organisers is demonstrative of this approval.
Feel free to make your own amusing captions to this portrait of a priest and a pussy. Best caption wins a glass of your favourite alcoholic beverage (consecrated wine can be arranged) next time i see you out!
Father Estaban with his pussy Mary who is something of a Saint in that she is able to absolve Father Estaban of his occasional indiscretions! Hail Mary!
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ReplyDelete"It places the wafer in the basket".
ReplyDeleteNo Mr Bond! I expect you to PRAY!
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ReplyDeleteLOL guys - thanks a lot. Still time to put some more entries in. Decision will be made Friday and a new competition will begin...
ReplyDeleteTo block impure thoughts Father Michael liked to stroke pussy...
ReplyDeleteI'll get you next time, Gadget, next time...
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