The photo is of South African artist Tim Patch, who calls himself 'Pricasso', painting a portrait of a woman using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg.
The composer of the funniest caption gets a drink at the expense of my wallet one night. If you are cute or interesting I might even buy you two. Have fun with this one infense readers!
While relieved to still have her clothes on Marie was quite sure that the sitter was more usuallt naked than the artist.
ReplyDeletePricasso rejected the suggestion he could only paint 'miniatures'
ReplyDeleteGoddess or doormat....Pablo always let Pricasso decide!
ReplyDelete"Pricasso is actually painting a rural landscape - the female is merely inspiration to assist with keeping the, ahem, 'brush' sturdy..."
ReplyDeleteYour picture, madam, is very difficult to paint - although it's not the face which I am finding to be hard....
ReplyDeleteWhen asked what he required to paint, Pricasso always replied "just happiness"
ReplyDelete(say it loud with an Afrikan accent)
David, show me a picture of someone who can paint portraits with their wadge, and then I just might have a caption for you.
ReplyDeleteIt was at this very moment that marie was think that winning the red ballon prize at work my not have been a prize at all.
ReplyDeletePricasso's wife, also a painter, is known as "Cunstable"....
ReplyDeleteDave, if I don't win the drinks, does that mean I've won the booby prize instead?
ReplyDeletePricasso: "And now for my finishing touch ... ooh ... ahh ... just a little longer ... and ... oohhhh ... yeeeess! And there's you're hair done! Thank goodness you're blonde."
ReplyDeleteSo Dave, if I win will you fly over to buy me that drink? : )
Pricasso, from the same school as Leonhardo da Vinci and Vincent vag Gogh, denied that his paintings are just a load of art wankery.
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