Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts

04 November 2010

Empowering Decorative Mannequins

So I was trawling through the internet for a new job when I came across this advertisement which made me laugh and then disturbed me a little…
(I have emboldened the funny bits…)

Elaine Adams is an Adelaide based company that specialists in residential and commercial cleaning services. We recently rebranded to have the Company Director's name at the forefront of the business; with the main reason being that she became so proud of the company that she wanted to put her name on it. After breaking away from also specialising in decorative mannequins we began focusing on our cleaning services to the Adelaide community.

It is our strong belief that we should help the world through the empowerment of volunteers. As a result, we have recently commenced the Elaine Adams Volunteer Program (EAVP) which aims to empower volunteers to gain more experience and skills in the business world. Through a mutual agreement we hope that by providing us with your skills we can forward them and/or give you more to take away with you when you leave the team.

As a result of our rebranding and company restructing we are seeking a
Marketing Officer. This new and exciting position is not only flexible, but informative and full of learning objectives.

It was advertised on gumtree. It must surely be dodgy. But it sure is amusing.

01 April 2009

Coles for sore arseholes




Do you love Coles? Apparently You'll Love Coles. I know I love Coles' scented clumping cat litter. Without it, gee...well I think my life would be empty... well, at least, far less clumped. Sure I don't even own a cat but the product is so damn good and the marketing so believable I just had to buy some. And don't you just love the random suburbanites pictured on the packaging identified by a generic first name and an inane comment related to the product they are promoting. I am not sure what the selling blurb is for the woman holding the cat above but I think it might be, "Helen spends Saturday nights at home stroking her pussy."



I am looking forward to Coles introducing more personal hygiene products into the You'll Love Coles range. eg condoms. I should imagine the blurb will be "Tom likes his condoms ribbed for extra pleasure." or perhaps "Tom hopes she doesn't have a headache tonight."

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