Whose crap is this?

Finally...a book that tells me what animal shat what. I can now curse the correct animal after I step in their poo. We've put a man on the moon and now we've published this book. I'm not sure which is the bigger achievement...

http://www.newholland.com.au/product.php?isbn=9781741106008

No cat no sink no upload

Knowing my penchant for animals a friend sent me a link to a website devoted to pictures of cats... more specifically pictures of cats in sinks, exclusively. What’s the website called? http://catsinsinks.com/ obviously. This website's 'No cat no sink no upload' policy is unusual I admit, but you have to admire men, but more likely, women willing to believe in something and fight for that belief; in this instance, the supremacy of pictures of cats in sinks. Genius.

Not a cat lover? Prefer dogs? Then look no further and welcome to http://www.beedogs.com/. This website is exclusively for pictures of dogs dressed in bee costumes.

But this is not just any random dogs-dressed-as-bees website. NoSireeBob it is not. In fact here’s a quote from the website making this point clearly:

“Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.”

“Premier online repository” - That is quite an achievement considering how many ‘dogs-dressed-as-bees’ websites there must be out there… Sarcasm aside, I want this doggy.

You know that old saying about dogs and their owners looking like each other? Check this out...

I'm betting this woman is single. And if she is not I bet her partner wishes she was...

Just can't bear it...

A circus bear in a Russian circus kills his trainer and the journalist writes "It is not clear what caused the attack"

Um...huge wild animal forced by trainer to wear skates and play ice hockey....yep - that seems like motivation to me...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm

But do they use predictive text...?

I am glad that I live in an age when elephants can send text messages.

In Kenya bull elephants have been equipped with mobile phone SIM cards which automatically send SMS text messages to rangers if the elephants venture too close to villages and farms. This is because the elephants can cause catastrophic economic loss through crop devastation. Instead of culling the endangered animals after they have damaged the crops the rangers can now drive them away from the villages and crops before any harm is done.

"In ye olde black and white times elephants had to find a phone box to alert the villagers . "

It would be nice if the technology could be modified to allow the elephants to send personal messages to their spouses. For instance,
"Honey can you pick up an acacia tree on your way home. I don't feel like cooking."
or
"Darling I heard there are a few mice on the A47 - you might want to take a different track home."

Just a thought.