Salad Cluedo: Colonel Mustard in the Back Door with the Cucumber

A man from Hong Kong who was rushed to hospital with a cucumber inserted in his rear has claimed he was trying to commit suicide hari kari style. Hmmm... A likely story!

I am not convinced he wanted to die before he was caught, but quite possibly he welcomed death after he was caught...

I guess the only question to ask is: Was it suicide or merely saladincide?

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Calling Kettle Black Pot

I was asked by a Manager to write a quick informal and internal email with some legal advice. In this response I had to use the phrase ‘decontamination process’ which I accidentally typed as ‘decontaminating process’

The response I got back criticised me for this error (which was inconsequential to the advice given).

The response was:

“Pleas David wathc the correct spelling”

If I was not so unamused by this reponse I guess I would have laughed...

I have Bus Tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every month or so this girl Sarah emails the whole office with the Subject: I have Bus Tickets – there is never anything in the body of the email.

I imagine that this must mean something to all the other employees here – maybe she buys them for the office social club and gets them at a wholesale discount...(but then why does she call them Bus Tickets when they are called Metro Tickets and can also be used on trains and trams)...I personally think that maybe she is just a bit ‘special’ and everyone politely turns a blind eye to poor Sarah and her deranged emails...





From: Sarah
Sent: Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:19 PM
To: Level 2
Subject: I have Bus Tickets