Struggling for Christmas presents at the last minute? Might I suggest one of the following fascinating and weirdly-titled books?
Why Do I Vomit? 
What Not to Wear on a Horse
What Moles Tell You About Yourself
teach your WIFE to be a WIDOW: A wise and comprehensive guide book for all wives prudent enough to prepare for that time when they may become head of the family.
How to Start your own Country
SOAP through the ages
The Popular Book of British Seaweeds
(which makes me wonder how dull the 'unpopular' Book of British Seaweeds must have been...)
The Great Pantyhose Crafts Book
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power:
The Great Pantyhose Crafts Book
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power:How to Use the Other 90 % of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts
Make Your Own Sex Toys:
(WTF? Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! )
Jewish Chess Masters on STAMPS
This must have been the sequel to 'Finnish Poker Champs on COINS'
The Humanure Handbook:
Make Your Own Sex Toys:30 Quick and Easy Projects with Step-by-Step Pictures. A Personal Guide to a Better Sex Life.
(WTF? Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! )
Jewish Chess Masters on STAMPS This must have been the sequel to 'Finnish Poker Champs on COINS'
The Humanure Handbook:
A guide to composting human manure.
Forensic Examination of Rubber Stamps
Erotic Dots: 
Who Cares About Old People
The Recently Deflowered Girl:
Remember Your Rubbers!:
(This version is complete and unabridged... :P)
Cadaver Dog Book:
Forensic Examination of Rubber Stamps
Erotic Dots:
Join the Dots to Create 69 Sexy and Exciting Pictures
(Hilarious! I want to see a porno Paint by Numbers next!)
Who Cares About Old People 
The Recently Deflowered Girl:The Right Thing to Say on Every Dubious Occasion
Remember Your Rubbers!:Collectible Condom Containers - with values.
(This book comes in it's own slipcase...)
Castration: The Advantages and Disadvantages
(This book comes in it's own slipcase...)
Castration: The Advantages and Disadvantages (This version is complete and unabridged... :P)
Cadaver Dog Book:Forensic Training and Tactics for the Recovery of Human Remains
(Apparently the working title for the book was FETCH!)
The Beverly Hillbillies Bible Study
(Apparently the working title for the book was FETCH!)
The Beverly Hillbillies Bible Study (I'm offering a prize to anyone who can tell me what this book could possibly be about)
Anticraft:
Anticraft:
Knitting Beading and Stitching for the Slightly Sinister
All About Scabs
and finally..................
50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a MANLY MANNER (for the Self-Assured Male)
All About Scabs
and finally..................
50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a MANLY MANNER (for the Self-Assured Male)
http://www.entmin.com/htm/BHBS_1.htm
ReplyDeleteWow .. turns out my life hadn't been complete :P
Forensic Examination of Rubber Stamps might actually be useful in my like of work. I think I met the author last year at the conference in Canada...
ReplyDeleteThese books are really weird. This is also good for April Fool's Day.
ReplyDeleteHmm April Fool's Day si Coming... what to do...hmm...thinking thinking...We used to have so much fun with this at school...I imagine my work does not have quite so much fun...
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