Who you gonna SMS? Insurance scam busters!

When I read news stories about locals and their ill-conceived attempts to engage in insurance fraud a little smile creeps across my face because I realise that no matter what I do today, however silly, I am clearly not the biggest idiot in my city. That title has already been claimed by the man who claimed his car was stolen and subsequently driven into a Stobie pole. However the police found his mobile phone in the car replete with a recently sent text message asking an accomplice to come and collect him from where he had just deliberately crashed his car.... Priceless.