13 January 2009

Show us your slits...

Some of my female friends have prominent toe cleavage.


Toe cleavage, for the blessedly unaware, is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes. Low cut shoes reveal toe cleavage similar in the same way low cut tops reveal breast cleavage.

Despite the fact your piggies are on show toe cleavage can, apparently, be stylish and indeed sexy. To quote Carrie Bradshaw's idol, show designer Manolo Blahnik, "the secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe" is that "you must only show the first two cracks."

Hilarious.

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