Caption Competition

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! There is a new Caption Competition.

All you have to do is come up with an amusing caption for this photo of Hamas fighters in Gaza. Best caption wins the respect of his peers and maybe an icy-pole...

Enter via the comments tab below.

Caption Competition Winner

The winner of the Caption Competition is AlexRocks with "Pricasso rejected the suggestion he could only paint 'miniatures'"

Thanks to everyone who entered -a new competition will start soon.

NEW Caption Competition

The Caption Competition Returns! Simply come up with a caption for the photo, click on the comments tab below and then type your caption suggestion.

The photo is of South African artist Tim Patch, who calls himself 'Pricasso', painting a portrait of a woman using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg.




The composer of the funniest caption gets a drink at the expense of my wallet one night. If you are cute or interesting I might even buy you two. Have fun with this one infense readers!

Caption Competition # 6 Winner

Thanks for your entries people. Lots of folk have told me how much they enjoyed them.
The winner is Jono with...

"The townsfolk of Bred love being in Bred"

Special mention to Kyran for his witty debut caption. Look forward to the efforts of Kyran and everyone else next time. For now it is up to Jono to pick a location for his Winner's Drink! New caption coming soon. As well as the usual posts...

Caption Competition # 6

Are you feeling tired and rundown?

Not getting enough iron in your diet?

Or are merely peeved because I took so long to post a new Caption Competition. Hmmm?


Well wipe those tears away Pretty Lady 'cos the nice man is going to make it all better. Here 'tis.


Simply add a caption for this picture using the comments link below. The Winner receives the respect of their peers plus either the Hello Deli meat platter from David Letterman's The Late Show (skanky cougar platter girls optional) or a drink at some swanky bar on my coin. Your choice.

Caption Competition # 5 Winner

Firstly apologies for the delay in posting the results of the caption competition.

The winner of the 'infense shout' prize is Mr G (Giles) for

Habib was determined to plant that bomb in Fernwood

which combined the cross-dressing and terrorist themes beautifully. Those readers unfamiliar with Fernwood need only be told that Fernwood is a women-only gym to appreciate the full humour of the caption.

Caption Competition # 5

Is this the new face of terrorism? Got a caption for this pic? Enter by clicking on the comments tab below. Best caption wins the usual prize.

Caption Competition #4 Winner

The winner of the Caption Competition is Josh with

"Terrorise me, Mr Bush, Terrorise me!"

The usual prize and kudos goes his way.

Special mention goes to 'I'll tell you if I win' for his/her entry - "an annoying part of going to the beach: getting bush in your sand"

Remember to enter the new caption competition and spread the word!

Tomorrow's News Today!

Infense blog posting at 10.33 pm Sunday 10 August 2008

Caption Competition # 4
The Caption Competition goes Olympic! This photo of George W. Bush at the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds in Beijing needs a caption! Enter via comments tab.The winner can either come back next week as the
carry-over champ and play for the entire showcase or just take the free alcoholic beverage offer as per
usual.

News Ltd's adelaidenow website Monday 11 August 2008 posted at 11 am, 12 hours later:

SO, why is the President of the United States cavorting with bikini-clad
beach volleyballers? In George Bush's defence, there is an innocent
explanation for this bizarre photo, taken in Beijing on the weekend.
Seems US Olympic beach volleyballer Misty May-Treanor kept asking the president to
slap her tattooed back - a common gesture in the sport. After initially
demurring, he finally obliged. But what better excuse to run a caption competition? Submit your captions in the comment box at the bottom of the page ... but overly smutty suggestions won't get published

Hmmm.

If you want adelaidenow I guess you should read Infense12hours before now....

:)

Enter the original caption competition below!

Caption Competition # 4

The Caption Competition goes Olympic! This photo of George W. Bush at the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds in Beijing needs a caption! Enter via comments tab.
The winner can either come back next week as the carry-over champ and play for the entire showcase or just take the free alcoholic beverage offer as per usual. Did someone just say "let's go shopping? "

Caption Competition # 3 Winner

Thanks to all who entered. Especially those who gave their name unconditionally...

It was difficult to select a winner. Special mentions must go to these captions;

"May the farce be with you" (*** aka Maja )

"Behind the mask, Fr Gary Smith was still cursing the incompetence of his drycleaner" (Ramreader)

"ATSIC reveal their new, user-friendly CENSUS results" (Josh vk)

but the winner of the kudos is Luke for his caption

"Episode VII: The Papal Menace"

Caption Competition # 3

OK. So you know the drill by now... The winner of the BEST CAPTION gets a beverage of their selection gratis. Would be great if you could get your friends to enter too. This week's image of Darth Vader and some other costumed folk is inspired by World Youth Day. Have fun!
Enter via the comments link.

Caption Competition #2

The Caption Competition returns due to popular demand.

This photo was taken during a charity toy run in Austria.

Add your Caption via the comments tab below. Prize is the usual drink of your choice and the respect of your peers. If you get one of your friends to enter and your Caption is selected as the best then I really think you deserve more than one drink.

Competition ends soon.

Caption Competition Results and Thanks

Firstly, thank you to all who entered the caption competition. The standard of humour on my blog has certainly been raised as a result of your contributions!

There can be only the one winner and the members of the judging panel, after long and serious contemplation, have decided that the winner of a shoe-box full of kudos and some alcohol is Rob for his Goldfinger inspired caption in honour of that most evil of cat lovers, Auric Goldfinger.

New competitions will be blogged soon.

Here is the picture coupled with the winning caption.

No Mr Bond! I expect you to PRAY!