Women dancing with BRUSHES - Are they doing the Nutb(r)ush?

No comment really - the title for the post says it all.

If you dare, there is more info here and on wiki.

Missionary Position, (or I don't Pope my cork for every man I meet...)

"World Youth Day tourism expected to boost sex trade" is the type of headline that will always get my attention. (For those of you who are unaware, World Youth Day is not simply a celebration for young people, but instead cleverly marketed Christian propaganda.) Unsurprisingly, the organisers of WYD responded to this claim with “I’d be surprised if the sex industry gets a boost from a religious event.” Considering the proportion of attendees who are children that is probably a good thing. However to suggest that because you are religious you do not engage in casual and/or mercantile sexual activities is plainly ridiculous and dangerous.

I am also choosing to ignore the veritable goldmine of obvious innuendo I could glean from the combination of youth/sex/priest in this post...

But I will end the post with this rather sweet invitation from a 'Functions Manager' at a Sydney strip-club;
"We're not making any special preparations for World Youth Day,"
she said.
"But we'll keep a table reserved for the Pope."

Nice.

The 'balls' are in your 'court'

Today I was thinking it would be quite amusing if the french term cul-de-sac really did translate into English as 'to castrate.'

Taken out of context...

At a recent dinner party an acquaintance said;

"BUT FORTUNATELY THERE ARE ONLY TWO OR THREE BLACK PEOPLE LIVING ON MY STREET"

Now out of context that statement is offensive, but when you place it in context it forms part of a rather funny and inoffensive story about his dog barking aggressively at dark-skinned people, possibly as a result of a previous, and abusive, owner who may have happened to have skin of a darkish hue... Or perhaps it is just a racist dog.1

For those of you who do not think that that statement needs to be placed into context to be amusing I imagine you are in a hurry to finish reading this blog because you're late for your Klan meeting.2 Late by about 130 years bozos.

If anyone knows about any anti-white racist dogs please tell me!

Oh and3


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1. And now here is something from our Bute correspondent and Metro
2. The Ku Klux Klan website is hosted in Belize , ironically a very multicultural country. However it's history of slavery and colonialism would no doubt appeal to the KKK.
3. To all my friends who have told me you cannot use footnotes when blogging I say bite me! - bite me like a racist dog...

I'm getting jiggy with Jesus in my body!

It seems that my years of so called 'pontificating,' 'preaching' and possessing a 'holier than thou' attitude have been noticed by a greater, *David glances up* higher force.

According to the Government register of employees (yes dear kittens and human folk who read this blog I do work for the Orwellian Big Brother) my official title is Reverend. Not 'Mr.' but 'Reverend.'

So that's Reverend David to ALL of you from now on. :)

If you feel the need to confess your sins - my door is open, my email box never full to your impassioned and soul-wrenching pleas. My children, my flock - your shepherd is here to guide you - for a small fee, of course.