Wake Me Up Before I Go Go

An Indian pilgrim, who was listed as one of the almost 150 people killed in a stampede near the Naina Devi Shrine, has woken up in the morgue.

At least some good news has come from this terrible, unfortunate tragedy.

The newly-alive pilgrim woke unnoticed by morgue staff and asked for a glass of water surprising the medicos who were conducting autopsies nearby.

Cue sixties music:

"Stop! In the name of life! Before you remove-and-weigh my heart."

Clearly I am going to hell...